LinuxSA Mailing list archives

  From: Alex Garner <alex@netcraft.com.au>
  To  : <linuxsa@linuxsa.org.au>
  Date: Tue, 24 Jul 2001 09:29:08 +0930

Re: Cd's that go BANG !

> > (From 'Fight Club' - by Jim Uhls (Modified for this thread))
> > 
> > You take the number of CDROMs in the field (A) and multiply it by the
> > probable rate of a person dieing from a spontaneous high-velocity CD
> > launch (B), multiply the result by the average out-of-court settlement
> > (C).  A times B times C equals X.  If X is less than the cost of a
> > recall, don't do one.
> 
> "Which CDROM company do you work for?"
> 
> "A major one."

"Oh..."

*turns away to see a pelican get sucked into the coputer power supply fan*

Cheers

Alex!

-- 

Alex Garner <alex@netcraft.com.au>

NetCraft Australia
Phone (08) 8338 0888
http://www.netcraft.com.au

"We have achieved the best possible performance by using
the available power supply & holding the air velocity to
a level which will allow it to heat to the highest
temperature near dry hands could stand on a warm day."

-- 
LinuxSA WWW: http://www.linuxsa.org.au/  IRC: #linuxsa on irc.linux.org.au
To unsubscribe from the LinuxSA list:
  mail linuxsa-request@linuxsa.org.au with "unsubscribe" as the subject